themarkpike:  
Somebody made my birthday wish come true!  Thank you so much, user:Bloomingiris, whoever you are, for making Wikipedia acknowledge my birthday at 15:43, 19 May 2008. That is, until user:SlubGlub came along and called my existence “non-notable.” SlubGlub, you are a such a wiki-partypooper.
  It was me. Hi potential employers from fancy law firms!!! 
I will spare you the details of The Blooming Iris and the various other aliases I use to vandalize modify wikipedia. Sometimes my edits are discovered right away. Others that are clearly false have remained for years. I consider it a hobby and the least I could do after you came through for me on the blackberry/tumblr issue I was having last week. Happy Birthday again.

themarkpike:

Somebody made my birthday wish come true!

Thank you so much, user:Bloomingiris, whoever you are, for making Wikipedia acknowledge my birthday at 15:43, 19 May 2008. That is, until user:SlubGlub came along and called my existence “non-notable.” SlubGlub, you are a such a wiki-partypooper.

It was me. Hi potential employers from fancy law firms!!!

I will spare you the details of The Blooming Iris and the various other aliases I use to vandalize modify wikipedia. Sometimes my edits are discovered right away. Others that are clearly false have remained for years. I consider it a hobby and the least I could do after you came through for me on the blackberry/tumblr issue I was having last week. Happy Birthday again.